Me: I really miss you guys. I haven't talked to (kid brother) in ages.
I've forgotten how old dad is.
and I don't remember what it is like to be around you.
Mom: Your father is REALLY old.
and I am FUN.
(this just in: if I am miserable with stress, I have discovered that I do not sleep)
(this also just in: the above "just in" is really really bad news)